Cuanto os duraría el esmirriao de Rosalía en un uno contra uno?

-Empecé a trolear desde muy joven.
-Tengo una dilatada experiencia en los foros y troleos de más de 10 años aunque ultimamente de manera tímida e intermitente.
-Llegué a destruir prácticamente solo un foro con mas de 700 usuarios.
-Soy muy constante con mis objetivos (siempre y cuando disponga de tiempo)
-Suelo ser dificil de detectar y estoy en muchos sitios
 
I leave € 195 on his birthday and he gives me a stuffed cock

15 days ago my girlfriend turned years and I gave her a Tous watch. We have been together for a while now and we are not making many gifts, but this year things have gone well with work and we have been able to save something. Yesterday was my birthday and, honestly, I expected a good gift. It is true that we should not expect anything in return, but what he gave me already seemed to me to be disrespectful.

Go and give me this (photos taken from the ad)

There was an envelope next to it and I thought that would include something, call it a couple of nights at a hotel, a trip or what to do .... There was simply a note that said: YOU ARE THE COCK !!!

I have googled to know the origin of similar present and I have found this link, which reproduces exactly what I have at home.


Although it may seem like bullshit, I have come to consider the relationship and it does not seem that I have too much interest in satisfying me.

I exaggerate? Or is the stuffed animal a reason to send my girlfriend for a walk?